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(or) "Confessions of a Model Addict" |
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September 6, 2001 Soooo, what's the deal with all of those unbuilt kits that you currently own? I make this statement based on the assumption that most of you fellow model builders are probably like me - you own more models than you can possibly build in your lifetime. In addition, if you're like me, you probably continue to buy model kits, purchasing more in a year than you are actually building in a year, (right?) I also bet that you really don't consider yourself to be a "modeling collector", (or someone who only purchases models to keep in an unbuilt state). Nawww! I bet every last model in your collection you plan to build, someday, somehow…eventually. Well, do not fret. Come on in, pull up a chair and join us for another insightful, soul-cleansing session of "Modeler's Anonymous," (where we might not be able to help you solve your problem, but we sure as heck can make you feel good about it!) J OK, how in the world did we ever acquire all of our unbuilt kits? Again, if you all are anything like me, this is easy to determine. I should probably start here by introducing myself, along with describing to you precisely how I came to develop my modeling, uhhh, peculiarity. "Hi, my name is Tony and I hoard
models. I just turned 40 this year and I probably have over
1,300 UNBUILT model kits! What's worse is that I've only been building,
uhhh…that is completing… around 2 or 3 models each year, for the past
couple of years. I have been (seriously) building models since my mid
20's. This is probably when my, uhhh condition began to develop. Even
though my wife and I were just living in an apartment at the time, I
slowly but surely began to acquire model kits. They started out as a Batwing kit here and a
Batmobile kit there. Then I discovered Revell Robotech Robot kits and
quietly began snatching them up. I then branched out into 1:72 scale Hasegawa
military jets when I joined a local modeling club. From there, I expanded
into larger, quarter scale jets, armor kits and a smattering of automobile
kits as well. That was around 10 years ago. Once I discovered that model kits actually get
discontinued, then that changed the whole ball game. If I ran into a kit
that I even remotely thought I'd like to build someday, I instantly
purchased it. Shortly afterwards, I discovered the sales of
discontinued models, along with modeling shows like Modelfest. Koooool! Now
not only could I obtain that very hard to find kit, but I could often get
it at a price cheaper than when it was new! Oh
Yeahhhhhh! I often found myself falling into the 'What if
Modeling Syndrome.' You don't know what the 'What if Modeling Syndrome'
is, do you? The 'What if Modeling Syndrome' goes something like this: Even
though I currently own one or two kits of a particular type, I sometimes
would pick up an additional kit or two of the same type, just in case.
After all, 'what if' one of these kits either has a damaged or missing
piece? Also, 'what if' I end up ruining a part of the kit
while assembling it. Adding to this is the fact that often, with military
aircraft kits (for example), you have multiple variations that many can be
built into. 'What if' after I build my two kits, I decide that I'd like to
build another variation of the first two? (Can't you just picture a
squadron full of small, 1:48 scale F-16 models here?) Along this same line of reasoning is that with
sci-fi kits, one can often use parts from one kit to bash into
another. It is the ever existing 'Discontinued Kit Phobia'
that drives the 'What if Modeling Syndrome.' You know, my wife used to get angry with me when I
would bring new models into our house. Now, she just looks at me, shakes
her head from side to side and walks away. I've been through the 'Stealth Mode of Model
Acquisitions' - you know, when you ship kits to yourself at work, so you
can get them into your house easier. By the way, your garage can be a most
convenient way to accomplish this - (ours is located next to our attic).
It's also helpful to wait until your wife has gone to bed before moving
your new kits into the fold. Although I've never met him, our UPS delivery guy
knows me by name. He also recognizes my wife's
signature. Even my two sons, when they visit my 'Model-Haven
Room,' have asked me: 'Daddy, why are you still buying models when you
already have all of these?' - ('All of these' are probably around 800 -
900 kits that are conveniently situated along the walls - up to the
ceiling - in my 7' by 9 & 1/2' modeling room). When your 7 and 9-year-old children start
questioning the logic (and sanity) of your modeling purchases, then you
know you need help. Part of the reason for my ever-increasing number of
unbuilt kits is due to those everyday distractions that always seem to get
in the way of my building. You know, things like eating, sleeping,
working, spending time with the family and doing home chores and home
repair work. In addition, I have the added responsibility of
being the web master of three web sites. When adding to the mix the many,
numerous modeling related articles that I've been writing over the past 3
or 4 years - (like this one), you can quickly see why my model building
output has gone waaaaay down. Another reason for my ever-increasing stash of model
kits is due to the different types of models that interest me. (Makes
sense, right?) As I previously mentioned, I like both 1:72 and 1:48
scale military aircraft, (props and jets). I like modern armor kits. I
like automobile kits. I also like resin and vinyl sci-fi, fantasy and
comic book figure kits. In addition, I like resin and styrene spacecraft
models. I love Robotech and Gundam plastic robot kits. With such an all-encompassing view of our hobby, you
can easily see why my collection of models is as extensive as it
is. One advantage to owning a healthy stock of unbuilt
kits is that I have enough models to keep me busy for the rest of my life,
(and several other lives as well). If the situation would occur in which
the new plastic kit output would plummet, I probably would not miss a
beat. Recently I discovered model kits being sold at Ebay.
It was like a second childhood for me. Two years and a WHOLE lot of
additional (hard to come by) sci-fi model kits later and our attic is just
about out of space…so is my modeling room. I then decided to start selling some of my duplicate
(and triplicate) models on Ebay. This started working out real well, with
my model collection shrinking down a bit, along with me obtaining some
additional cash. The problem was that shortly afterwards, I
discovered a Web Site called Hobby Link Japan. HLJ specializes in many,
MANY sci-fi kits that previously had only been available in the Far East.
('Specializes' - that's a nice word). Shortly after my discovery, what little dent I had
made in my collection was quickly replaced, and then reinforced by new,
large cardboard boxes, that once again started arriving by UPS, (this time
from Japan). (The Internet, models and the credit card - ya just gotta
love 'em). Lately, I've actually cut down on the number of kits
that I've been buying. You see I have now discovered the Garage Kit
industry. The GK Industry specializes in high quality, (mainly) resin
kits, (many of which are unlicensed). Yeah, the number of models I've been purchasing has
gone down. Unfortunately, my spending has remained pretty much the same.
In fact, it has probably gone up. This is because each resin kit that I've
been buying has been running anywhere from $70 to $100
each. I tried to explain this new modeling trend that I'm
now in to my dear, understanding wife. You know, resin really is quite
expensive. And, it takes quite a bit to make up a 1:6 scale
figure. Also, the sculptors who make the original masters
really do pour themselves into their miniature modeling masterpieces. They
put hours and hours into their sculpts, getting that last detail juuuust
right. Then, there's the creation of the rubber molds,
(that have a limited live-span), along with the casting of each individual
piece. My wife rewarded me this time with her 'evil eye,'
followed by again just turning around and walking away. Lastly here, another factor to consider are my two
sons. They have been building models on a pretty regular basis this year.
Anthony, my eldest has probably built more this year than I. (Ahhh, the
pure modeling joy of just throwing a kit together). Guess what will more than likely happen to my model
collection when I have passed beyond this realm and into the next?
Anthony, Michael and possibly my little daughter Claire will inherit them.
(Yes, in my own little way, I am helping to keep this hobby of ours
alive?) Anthony and Michael have already been salivating
over many of my old, Robotech and Macross sci-fi kits, (that are no longer
in production, by the way). I figure that even if my children decide to just
sell my collection off, the fact that many of my kits have gone up in
price means that they should be worth a pretty penny. (That is, unless
they get the bright idea to just have a yard sale and liquidate the
collection for a couple of bucks each). Well, that's my story, and I'm sticking with
it. …Thanks for listening." Ok, did you see little fragments of yourself in my little confession here? C'mon, sure you did. Maybe, the picture that I painted for myself is actually a mirror of you. Yeah, I'm probably not all that bad after all. All other model builders are just like me. Yeah, juuuuuust like me! Copyright © 2001 Anthony I. Wootson. No material may be reproduced without permission of Anthony I. Wootson. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited. |